No tech today, but this is too funny to not pass along, so consider this your fun for Friday.
What would happen if Anders Hejlsberg and Barbara Liskov were forced to share an apartment in an "odd couple" sitcom? (*)
Apparently I'm the "Kramer" of this sitcom. I hope I'm played by Ryan Gosling. Additional suggestions on casting the principal roles can be left in the comments.
(*) A single-threaded apartment, I'd assume.